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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think. They do not do it very often.
3. Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Tomorrow: Facts of Life 9 - 16!
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